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February 8th, 2010

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Sometimes its nice just to eat takeaway , today is Monday and although takeaway is normally only available at the weekend (its the law) you can actually just eat the takeaway you want by ordering it online from a special website we have come across

ORDER TAKEAWAY ONLINE

Now we know what your thinking , why is it the law that you can only order takeaway / fast food / junk food / crap at the weekend? Simple really , because if you eat it everyday you will get fat and then you will die*. Come on fatty its not rocket science is it? Just use your head before it gets filled with cheese after woofing down a double sized stuff crust pizza pie on a Monday night and you will soon see it makes sense , but hey if you just have to eat then go for it dude , just make sure you do it with style and order online and whatever you do . DON’T LEAVE A TIP

* Reasons why you might die while eating takeaway. 1. The chef will not wash his hands when he puts that horrid limpy salad into a see through bag, eat this at your own peril 2. If you use the phone it may blow up in your face 3. The chef will not wash his hands.

Here is a photo of a salad , as you can see it looks nasty

salad will kill you. fact

salad will kill you. fact

Here is a photo of some takeaway

No income tax will be decleared in the making of this or any takeaway

No income tax will be declared in the making of this or any takeaway

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Dont just eat

November 4th, 2009

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What do the words “just eat” and “don’t just eat”mean to the consumer? We asked leading scientist Aristotle Darwin for his thoughts.

What influences a consumer just to simply eat? Is it the belly or is it the brain? The consumer eating process is very complex matter as many factors have a impact in the decision to simply just eat or to think about it in the right way and order takeaway on 118menu

When purchasing a takeaway instead of just listening to your belly and simply just eating there are several processes to go through, like for example listening to your brain and heading over to 118menu for a Chinese takeaway.

Lets discuss these processes for fun and get inside the mind of the takeaway consumer in 5 easy steps.

Need Recognition

How do you decide that you are hungry and you need to eat? Perhaps its your belly telling you to simply just eat ? Or perhaps you are using your brain and taking a partner on a first date and you need to choose a fancy takeaway to impress them?

Hmm so now you have simple need “just eat” or a problem “how do I get the best takeaway food”

The answer to both of these is 118menu

Information search

So lets combine both of our needs, the belly “just wants to eat” but the brain is telling us “whoa hold on, we have a hot a date and yes we need to eat but don’t just eat” what’s the solution? Do we simply head to the kitchen draw and pick up an old tatty menu for that place your ex used to like? Do we simply order a takeaway we have enjoyed in the past? Do we ask friends or family for advice? Do we head out into the streets and conduct a poll?

The answer of course is simple head to 118menu, where you can search for local takeaways from a choice of takeaways in your area.

Evaluation of different purchase options

So what cuisine type should we choose, should it be Chinese takeaway, Indian Takeaway, Thai takeaway or how about Sushi?

We should allocate attribute factors to each cuisine type.. still with me? Let me break it down for you. Think of a point system, which will allow you in your mind to work out which takeaway cuisine choice to make. You will find yourself attaching a different degree of importance to each attribute. For example the idea of burger may sound simple and easy but a pizza would allow you to share and perhaps become closer faster.  Sometimes we will find our preference lies with a particular type of takeaway that we have enjoyed in the past, but if the decision on which one just to eat falls between a Chinese or an Indian and you have read a great review on the Indian then the Indian Takeaway might just win, and we might just eat it.

To read reviews on local takeaways in your area head over to 118menu

Purchase decision

Now we have been through the evaluation process we will reach our final decision which will of course satisfy both and our belly and our brain and we will reach the final process (just before we get to eat) of going through the purchase action, eg the process of  through the checkout and ordering a takeaway online. For some consumers this be just as rewarding as actually purchasing the product.

To order your takeaway online and choose to pay by card or by cash head over to 118menu. While your there take a moment to play a game or to read some blog posts

Post Purchase Behavior

On occasion you may have doubts about the takeaway you have just purchased, (perhaps you simply you listened to your belly saying “just eat”) but more than likely you will over the moon with your product (this is very common with all the people who listened to both their belly and brains and went to 118menu) all of this could be post purchase behavior and is quite a common trait. Takeaways clearly want consumers to feel happy about their products and its therefore just as important for you as a consumer to leave a review and to let others know about the service to help other consumers feel comfortable while buying.

To order a takeaway and leave a honest review head over to 118menu, also follow them on twitter and join the facebook group

Hungry? Order a takeaway online

As soon as Einstein ordered on 118menu everyone else followed

As soon as Einstein ordered on 118menu everyone else followed

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Belly and Brain

November 3rd, 2009

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Since we launched our just eat 5 takeaways a day a campaign we have received some terrific feed back from our loyal readers and we are very pleased to hear your takeaway eating skills have gone from zero to hero.

We thought it best just to remind everyone that to satisfy both your belly and your brain you will need to pay close attention to what you eat and not just to eat anything.

One user anonymous says “when I’m hungry while doing my maths homework which helped with my brain, I used to eat an apple but that just didn’t satisfy my belly now I just eat one of the official 5 a day takeaways and both my belly and my brain are satisfied, thanks dontjusteat you guys are the best! and the best bit I can just eat when I’m watching TV”

If you want to change your eating habits for the better here are a few simple rules

  1. Apples = only good if you want impress your teacher or to find a home for a worm.
  2. Takeaway = very good this is just the sort of thing you want to eat if you want a happy belly and brain.
  3. Using the phone to order takeaway food is a big no no there is only one way to make your brain happy and that is to use 118menu
  4. Remember never just eat without care when your hungry go to 118menu

Remember if in doubt just remember to follow the doctors orders and always try just to eat 1 of your 5 takeaways a day.

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Just eat 5 a day

October 15th, 2009

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Just eat 5 a day

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Many of you will have heard about the just eat 5 a day campaign. Its been all over the news for many years, just eat this and just eat that. Well our scientists have stumbled across the real 5 a day food groups, and it makes for very tasty reading indeed.

Indian takeaway – If you eat just Indian takeaway then you will grow big and strong, there is a vast choice of Indian takeaway and you can find the best choice over at 118menu, don’t forget to order a chapatti or Nan bread just ordering Indian takeaway alone sometimes is not enough.

Chinese takeaway- Again this is one of the main real 5 food groups and just eating this alone will not only enhance your chop stick skills but it will also ensure that your belly and brain are both full and satisfied.

Pizza- This secret food group is one of the most accessible and you could just eat pizza for every meal. Order a hot pizza online with 118menu for dinner and have it delivered direct to your home in around 40 minutes and save a little for breakfast famous chef Gordon Ramsbottom recently started a new show called heavens kitchen, where all the contestants simply get to eat delicious takeaway. The pizza episode is due to air soon, and will high light the benefits of just how cool it is to eat cold pizza.

Thai takeaway – Another of the official real just eat 5 a day food groups is Thai takeaway if you decide just to eat pad Thai  then that’s going to quickly turn into bad Thai, the real takeaway consoeur will order a tasty Thai takeaway online with 118menu

Mexican takeaway – The final secret just eat 5 a day food group is Mexican or as some people like to say” Mec-ic-co” , it has been proven by the same industry leading team behind the like’s of Stephen Hawking and Will Smith that just eating a taco filled with tasty choice of one of many Mexican takeaway fillings is enough to get one of your just eat 5 day special portions. If you’re still hungry you may want to eat some nacho’s to,  this will ensure your belly and brain are full and happy.

To order one of your 5 a day please head over to 118menu.co.uk and choose from the great selection of takeaways they have on offer.

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Just eat

September 11th, 2009

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When you fancy a tasty takeaway then please don’t just eat instead order takeaway online with 118menu.co.uk

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